It seemed like a simple and straight forward overnight bus ride to Bangkok with an early morning transfer to the Cambodian boarder. Little did we know..
It was nice that Morgan and I didn't have to get up early. The ferry from Koh Phangan didn't leave until noon, giving us plenty of time to pack, to get a meal, and to walk a mile to the Thong Sala port. We knew it was just the day after the infamous Full moon party, so it was predicted to be quite hectic. Most of the island partiers leave for their next vacation destination, which means all of the travel prices are boosted for a week after the full moon.
Everything appeared normal. Lots and lots of people, young tourists mostly. Ticket lines were long, taxi's were bussily shuttling around the crowds, and street venders were imminent. The effects of the heavy drinking festivities couldn't be missed. Lots of gauze bandaged feet, some poor saps on crutches, and plenty of dark sunglass wearing kids still batteling the seemlessly neverending hangovers. Right on schedule and exactly how we invisioned it.
The sun was out and a nice breeze was keeping us all cool. But it wasn't until we were on the boat that things really started to get interesting. Yeah the boat was an hour late but that's to be expected with the busy transfer day. Well, it was actually due to something else. 10 foot sloshing sea swells, obviuosly resulting from all of the storms during the past few days, were causing the captain to heed precaution thank god! The boat was headed to nearby Koh Samui, just an hour jaunt normally. But do to the angle of the swell direction and the necessary path to the sister island, the boat was recklessly swaying back and forth. Not so much as an up down feeling as it was an up and tip sidways sensation. The waves were hitting from the right side, massive waves. The boat was full and luckily we were the second people on, thus having interior air conditioned seats. But the poor dark glasses wearing types were stuck on the deck. Clinging for dear life, getting faced by sea water, and slipping along the deck, their hangover was surely lifting. The front of the boat would lift and on the way down the entire cabin harmoniously and nervously moaned "Whoooooaaa." Morgan and I sat in the front of twenty rows of seats, directly in front of the TV. But we were all so fixated on the tumultuous seas that no one managed to hit play and the intro theme song to some arbitrary hollywood dudd looped for two hours.
The dock at Koh Samui was a sight for soar eyes. The transfer wasn't long, just had to get the island hoppers off and the mainland seekers on. A group of three British bloaks sat down near us. They asked how our trip over was. We explained. Then they trumped us! "Yeah mate, so the hole cabin thought we were going to sink. The crew lifted some of the wooden floor boards and began welding the hull shut I guess. Water was flooding into the boat, it was crazy mate!" I guess we were on the lucky boat?
Eventually, our ferry, Only two hours late, managed to get us to the port on the mainland where the transfer buses were waiting to take us to Surat Thani. An hour and only one random 10 minute stop later, we turned right onto a dirt road that led to the private termial. Right on the brown river and with plenty of standing rain water, the mozzies were buzzing. Morgan lathered a nice coat of 80% deet on and i slipped into some long pants and sleeves. The sun had set and we had only eaten breakfast at 10 am. Well it was breakfast time, though i had panang curry and rice, so delicious.
After grabbing a 2 dollar heap of fried rice we waited patiently for bus number 2 to Bangkok. The island dude who sold us our combination ferry/bus tickets gave us a pointer. I was to stay back with the two heavy travel backpacks while Morgan stays near the front with the daypack. The idea was for her to be the first one on the bus so as to secure the best seats, right in front on the top deck where the leg room is plentiful and the ride is smooth. Mission accomplished! Morgan was throwing elbows and after putting up with that days mayham, she meant business.
It was a descent overnight bus. The seats reclined a little and it had air conditioning. Just happy to be moving towards our destination, Morgan and I fell asleep. Well I did, like a baby after a whiskey milk, but Morgan had a cold and didn't fare as well. The 1 am stop at the cockroah infested food court was probably pointless but we ate anyways. A bowl of Veggie noodle soup and a hair too much spice. I always add too much and end up with a dripping nose, watering eyes, and Morgan laughing at my dietary plight.
It was 9 am and the bus pulled off the freeway near some random park. It wasn't the 5 AM bus tereminal tranfer to the 7AM departing boarder bus from the McDonald's accross the street. It was a random Bangkok local who called out "Cambodia" from within the bus. I grabbed the big bags and Morgan secured our plush seats in...yup, the minivan! A lot nicer than a bus, just a different experience than we were told. Us, a Candaian French couple, and four bro's from UC Berkeley. The Berkeley boys were our 6th Americans we've seen in Asia. Nice to speak on common grounds for a bit.
Our carravan was zooming down the freeway. It was rainy in busy Bangkok. The roads were nice and modern, silver Mercedes weren't rare, and LA like traffic persisted. I didn't really notice the irrattic driving of our minivan captain but the Berkeley guys seemed to. Next thing I knew the driver the hit the breaks, Berkeley said "whoa!!", and Morgan & I slid into the seat infront of us...SMASH/BOOM!..."You ok, is everyone ok?" Asked the Berkeley dude with long blond hair. We were all fine, it wasn't bad, a slight fender bender involving two vehicles. Us and a hybrid Camrey driven by a business shirt wearing Bangkok'ian.
A passanger from the Camrey hopped into the minivan as both cars drove off the freeway, down a random street exit, and 10 minutes to a nowhere-near gas station. It took about an hour but the insurance crews handled everything very professionaly to my surprise. If you were to tell me about a traffic collision in Bangkok I would have invisioned a high speed pursuit ending in a dark, wet, and cramped alley by police gunfire! Luckily it was a very civilized ordeal. The only weird things were the random gas station, the seemingly happy/smiling collided drivers, and the fact that the passangers had to exit the vehicle as it was filled with propane or something (not gasoline) from under the hood because it was dangerous for us? I don't know but we survived, kept traveling towards Cambodia, and buckled up this time.
Cambodia was another shocker, though more culturally than anything. Dropped off by the van at the boarder at the front door staps of a random restaurant. Some 50 year old Australian hippie chick was walking around with 5$ bag of crickets offering them out. Our new Cambodian boarder crossing escorts had a bit more attitude and seemed to very much disliked the Berkeley boy's immigration visa requests (to print them out at the restaurant before paying the rest of their fare). We crossed the boarder, bought our visa upon arrivals, and got into another bus that took us to the official bus terminal. Then our escort proposed we take a private minivan for an extra 6$ a piece that would save us an hour over the bus ride. We obliged despite it feeling like a scam (which I think it was).
I starting freaking out! The driver was on the left and he took off down the road on the wrong side of the street.....wait! It's like America, the right side now. I knew it was like back home but it felt so weird. I had been driving for over a month on the left side and now it feels weird to switch again. Not sure how long it will take before it seems normal again?
The country is much poorer. The roads are dirt swept like in Peru and Bolivia. The cars pass motorbikes and honk their horns relentlessly. And everyone drives 100kmph over the speed limit. Aside from hopping into a tuk-tuk and securing accomodation in Angkor Siem Reap, Cambodia was effortless! Now for some sunrise temple tourism!